have u ever had a depersonalization moment
when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
(via internetkilledmylife)
Yo, Please Gimme a Letter of Recommendation [Click to continue]
Let’s be professional about this.
uoa:
do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
almost every night
(via internetkilledmylife)
why do I keep doing this to myself. this isn’t me
Answer:
my life has resulted to sleeping til 6pm the watching hulu til 4am….
I love how it’s the woman’s body and the man’s mind…
(Source: heypsiusmile, via jeffreybesixdouze)
that’s what happens when you sing katy perry’s songs
whaaaaaat. im too deliriously tired to figure out that it’s fake……coooool
(Source: to--rn, via thelaughingmango)
people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself
(Source: causticmarionette, via heyfunniest)
Yo listen up, here’s a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world…
(Source: sexydowney, via timetoputonashow)
How to make Piñata cookies!
microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:
Jesus take the wheel, this is so cool
(via batmaaannn)
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
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